(Source: princesconsuela)

I am not a princess.

Nothing goes over my head. My reflexes are too fast. I will catch it.

Do not call me a thesaurus.

Why would I want to put my finger on his throat?

Oh, I wasn’t listening. I was thinking about something else.

I like this knife. I’m keeping it.

(Source: communified)

Welcome to Hoenn

(Source: scolipede)

Are you going to age with grace? Are you going to age without mistakes? Are you going to age with grace? Or only to wake and hide your face. Well… oh, oblivion. Is calling out your name. You always take it further, than I ever can. Sophie Turner in Bastille’s ‘Oblivion’ (2014)

(Source: scotteymccall)




Do twins have the same sized dick?


Both reactions work

(Source: chicken-nuggets-galore)


Best sega game…